|Type||Rent||Deposit||Beds||Baths||Sq. Feet||Furnishing||Lease Term||Availability|
|TypeApartmentApartment||Rent $1000||Deposit$1000||Beds 1 bd||Baths 1 ba||Sq. Feet608 SqFt||FurnishingUnfurnished||Lease TermLong Term||AvailabilityJul 01, 2021|
|Apartment Unfurnished 608 SqFt Deposit: 1000 Term of Lease: Long Term|
|Utilities Included: Heat Water|
Get it while it's hot! 1 bedroom condo on Whyte
The people said they wanted to rent a condo. I heard them.
They said that they like yoga, kale smoothies, farmers markets, and night life. Well guess what? This condo’s on Whyte Ave!
They said it had to be fully remodeled with a modern look. I made it happen.
“Gorgeous kitchen?” Nailed it.
“Beautiful bathroom?” Yup.
“What about in-suite laundry?” Damn straight. Steve made that happen with an LG All-in-One.
Listen, you need a place to live. Hey! I’ve got a place for you. It’s a one bedroom suite. This thing is on the 3rd floor of a 4 story walk up. Its south facing, with tons of windows, so the light is great. With a big fat balcony overlooking Whyte, you’re hosting barbeques before heading out for a night on Whyte with your friends.
You need storage space. This place has got tons, with a coat closet, linen closet, and a huge storage/cleaning closet. What? Yea, of course there’s a closet in the bedroom too. <eyeroll>
You like in-suite laundry. This place has got an all-in-one laundry unit. Drop in your load and forget it. A couple hours later and everything’s washed, dried, and smelling like roses (rose scented laundry detergent not included). Larger items to wash? Not a problem. The building still has a separate laundry room downstairs.
But then the people told me, “Steve, we love Whyte Ave because everything is so close that we can just walk everywhere, but sometimes we need to drive places too”. Not to fret. Steve’s got your back. This place comes with one (1) energized parking stall. “Energized? What the heck is that?” It means it’s got a plug-in, dummie. You know, for those days when it’s so cold that your stupid remote starter won’t work?
“Steve, I need a screaming deal”.
I’ve got your back.
For the amazing low price of only $1000 every month, you get:
- shelter from the elements
- heat, so you’re not huddled in the corner, covered in mountain of blankets
- water, free water, all that you can drink, flush, or run down the drain
What, you think that’s high? I used to get $1125 a month on this unit. I’m taking a hit here people. What do you think it costs to own a condo on Whyte? I’m not making dime here. I’m lucky if I break even on this deal. What do you want, the shirt off my back? I’ve got a wife and kids to feed here. What? No, they don’t eat falafel.
Okay, tell you what I’ll do. Call me and come see the place. If you like it, and if your application checks out, you sign a 1 year lease, and I’ll throw in the 1st month’s rent at HALF PRICE!
Still have questions? I has answers! And, I don’t bite, unless you ask, but that costs extra.
Call, text, or email TODAY. Don’t hesitate. 780-919-8187, or email firstname.lastname@example.org Ask for Steve.
While I want everyone to call, only mature, responsible, pet-free, non-smokers need to call. The building’s pet free, and if you smoke in my condo, I’ll boot you out faster than a fat kid chasing the ice-cream man.